MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	979	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Items Found:	2145	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	3812
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	5789	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.