MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	419	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Star Shards Collected:	278	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.