MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3670	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Players Killed by Monsters:	8133
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2651
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Animals Bred:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Towns Built:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Items Found:	1745
Animals Bred:	70	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.