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Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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