MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2108	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2652	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	5300	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	292
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7486	Void Armor Forged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3370
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	8564
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1497	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8688
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3655
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	171
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	4500
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3442
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6949	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Star Shards Collected:	219	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2429	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?