MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Guardian’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, BLOCK, Cease, control, Curb, deter, Guardians, halt, hinder, impede, inhibit, Limit, long tail: stopping her, obstruct, Prevent, put an end to, Quest, restrain, STOP, strategies to prevent her, suppress, terminate, thwart, ways to stop her

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	24664
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server if you wanna stop her. I heard she’s building a giant pink castle made out of cotton candy and unicorn tears. Like, what even is that? But seriously, we need all the help we can get to take her down. Plus, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party with dancing pigs and flying llamas? Yeah, you don’t wanna miss out on that. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show her who’s boss in this crazy world of blocky madness!

PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Farms Harvested:	367

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	1426
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9124	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	1525
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9746
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	283
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	115	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	158	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	1500
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8