MineCrafty McMineFace 2023 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	139	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3863	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Animals Bred:	121
Dragon Eggs Found:	9331	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crops Grown:	3636	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Animals Bred:	102	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Towns Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	431	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	6302	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	3815
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Votes:	2772	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9