Minecrafty McFortnite – Crafting Chaos & Building Banter

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Animals Bred:	103
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	9342
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	2705	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1080

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	213
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crops Grown:	8615
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	97/100	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2040	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Animals Bred:	189