MineCrafty McFate – LOLz and Grand Orders Await!

Learning with Manga, NA General, Rateups, FGO Event Compendium, GRAND

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Realm of Thanatos Impulse? Look no further, because our server is like the Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion, but with way more explosions and way less existential dread.

Join our server for a chance to summon Kōnstantînos XI himself in our Traum Pre-Release Pickup Summon event. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

Participate in our collab event, “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers,” where you can learn with Manga and battle mythical creatures in the most outrageous way possible.

Forget about boring old Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, and Coin Calculator tools. On our server, we have a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will blow your mind and a Damage Calculator that will make your enemies cry.

And if you’re looking for insane rates and future materials, look no further than our server. We have drop rates that will make you question reality and future Quartz that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world that’s more fantastical and ridiculous than anything you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Grand LOLder on our server?

SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP

songs that mirror my experiences, songs that touch my soul, songs that speak to my soul, songs that capture my emotions, songs that feel like they were made for me

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.

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Deathbed Confessions

secret shame, deathbed, family drama, long buried secrets, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

Demand, international trade, production, Livestock, export

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

Military, Injuries, database, russia, Russian soldiers

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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Termite Twerking Blowfly

mimicry, Blowfly, entomology, insect communication, animal mimicry behavior

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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MineCrafty McFate – LOLz and Grand Orders Await!

SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP

Deathbed Confessions

EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

Termite Twerking Blowfly