Tired of the daily grind? Ready to retire to a life of leisure and creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can lift virtual weights, cook pixelated meals for your blocky family, and paint masterpieces on the side of a mountain (or a sheep, if you’re feeling wild). Who needs real life when you can have all this fun in the virtual world? Join us now and start living your retirement dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Towns Built: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Animals Bred: 153 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Stone Age Minecraft Server

    Stone Age Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 85 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Farms Harvested: 739 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • IllegalMinecraftSMP

    IllegalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Star Shards Collected: 180
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyKidMyths

    CraftyKidMyths
    Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

    Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

    BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 210 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RocketRaveCraft

    RocketRaveCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Balkan-Craft

    Balkan-Craft

    On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

    Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Minecraft Server: Elysia

    Overview

    Season 1.21
    Reset New reset a few weeks ago
    Dragon Fight Dragon fight scheduled for later today

    About Us

    Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

    Features

    • (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
    • Armor Stand Tools
    • Discord > server chat integration
    • Web based world map
    • Gradual world border expansion
    • Grief prevention systems
    • Adult staff team
    • Opt-in only PVP
    • Decorative player heads
    • Decisions made by community vote
    • Sleep skip

    Non-Features

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

    Ready to Join?

    If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

    A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

    Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

    A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Crops Grown: 6114
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Woke Up Minecraft Server

    Woke Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

    One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

    WWE on SP Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

    Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

    On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

    So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SkinnyVsChonkCraft

    SkinnyVsChonkCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

    But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

    And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockySacrificeCraft

    BlockySacrificeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

    So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 321
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ores Mined: 5587
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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