MineCraftTraumaLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Votes:	7368	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	960205	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Emeralds Found:	2617	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	115
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	8580	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crops Grown:	4931	Villages Defended:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Potions Brewed:	148
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274