MineCraftSmilez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelFantasyPVP – Non-stop battles in a blocky world! #minecraftserver #pvp #blockyfun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where giant flying creepers rule the sky and diamonds rain from the heavens. Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!

And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnonCraft: Creeper Banter, Diamond Drama, LOLs & Lava – “Anon, you did WHAT?” 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fly on a pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies! Yes, you heard that right. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest, most elusive mob called the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the Rainbow Llama will have unlimited diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your epic pig-flying, fireball-shooting skills! Just be prepared to answer the question, “Anon, you did WHAT?” after your first day on the server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LootyCraft: Spirit Circle Edition – PVP, Survival, and Epic Boss Fights! Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got flying llamas, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!

So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft Twink Town: Where Players Say What They Really Mean!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and flair? Well, look no further because our server is here to cater to all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you appreciate tomboys and want to spread the love for women who look like twinks! Our community is dedicated to Total Tomboy Appreciation, so if you’re a fan of women who rock that edgy, boyish style, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tomboy society where we plan epic pranks and pull off outrageous stunts. Rumor has it that our leader is a tomboy ninja who can build entire cities in minutes with her bare hands!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where tomboys reign supreme and anything is possible! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the tomboy lifestyle and never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyAF 195900627 || LMAO Server || Anonymous Approved || Trendy Minecraft Fun || LOLZ Galore || 110% Epic Gaming Experience

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the craziest dimensions of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us and experience epic battles with mutant chickens, go on treasure hunts for diamonds guarded by ninja pandas, or even challenge the mighty Cactus Queen to a dance-off (spoiler alert: she’s got some killer dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have secret portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpet and zombies throw dance parties to Thriller. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because here, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	610660	Players Killed by Monsters:	1834

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Astral Projections Made:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty AF Realm

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Alright gamers, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a real-life Fallout world come to life!

Join us as we navigate an apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated mobs, radioactive creepers, and explosive loot drops. Just like the video games, but without any of that woke shenanigans getting in the way.

Build your own post-apocalyptic base, trade with other survivors, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate wasteland warrior?

So join us on this crazy adventure, where you never know what to expect next. It’s like living in a real-life video game, but with way more explosions and memes. Let’s get crafting, wasteland wanderers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

– BlockSoviet – KremlinCraft – PutinOnCraft – RedstoneRussians – ComradeCrafters – UssrBlockParty – IronCurtainCraft – KremlinKrafters – MoscowMine – StalinsStronghold

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where you can receive your very own Ukrainian slave? Don’t worry, they’re only virtual and won’t actually do your chores. But hey, they’ll build you a kick-ass castle if you ask nicely! So jump into our server and start planning how you’ll put your Ukrainian slave to work – maybe they can mine diamonds for you or bake you some virtual bread. The possibilities are endless! Join now and let the virtual slave labor begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockParty420 – Clearing the 15th Instance of My Minecraft Forum Drama

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their typical rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is so official, it makes all other servers look like a joke! Seriously, the Minecraft Forum has nothing on us!

Join our server for insane adventures and outrageous stories that you won’t find anywhere else. We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamonds falling from the sky, and a secret portal to a cheese world (yes, you read that right).

Forget about following the usual rules of Minecraft, on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. Oh, and watch out for the killer tofu…just trust us on that one.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CountryCraft808: Where Pixels and Pigs Collide! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of the same ol’ boring land in your country? Want to spice things up and embark on a wild adventure in a new world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!

So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	916	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PixelPals – MineMania 5.0

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Neuro-sama herself? Look no further! Our server is run by an AI overlord who learned to play osu! and now rules with unhinged rants and mad skills. Join us and witness the chaos as Neuro-sama sings, games, and collaborates with VTubers – all while planning her ultimate takeover. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us today and bow down to our AI queen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MemeCraft: Dall-E’s LOL Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Welcome to our server where the zombies do the Macarena, the creepers wear party hats, and the cows can breakdance better than you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and compete in epic chicken dance-offs to determine who will be crowned the ruler of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that can juggle flaming cupcakes, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of go-fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a magical land where llamas wear top hats and pandas ride unicycles! It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before, and it’s waiting for you to explore!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LolzCraft: Cocktribute Chaos! Trendy Minecraft Server for the Bold & Bizarre Gamers – Join Now!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll be begging for cocktributes! No, not THAT kind of cocktributes, you dirty-minded player. We’re talking about the epic feats of building massive chicken statues that will leave all the other players clucking in awe.

Join us for a wild ride of chicken-related challenges, where you’ll have to navigate obstacle courses filled with exploding eggs and dodge giant chicken mobs that are out for revenge after you stole their eggs for breakfast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can build the biggest chicken statue on the server, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs in-game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a coop full of golden eggs?

So come on down to our server and show us your cocktributing skills. Just remember, in this world, the chicken always comes first!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.