MineCraftSmilez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Potions Brewed:	53
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	209
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

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Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1154	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5457
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.