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SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchantments Applied:	300
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9256	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	964181
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Items Found:	2480
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockbusterSteve

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	456925	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5