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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2262 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7785 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).
While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!
