MinecraftOffline | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

New Minecraft Servers

MinecraftOffline
General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.3
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I reset my progress in the server?

No, the server has a permanent world with no resets.

What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing?

Cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted. Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks.

Are there any custom features in the server?

Yes, the server has custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

Where is the server based?

The server is based in Finland, making it ideal for European players who want low latency.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	2433	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	239	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Votes:	4349
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	137618
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Crops Grown:	6784
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9987	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3109	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!