MineCraftNoobsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	294	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crops Grown:	2680	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Potions Brewed:	64
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	3545

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Votes:	3450
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchantments Applied:	77

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1403
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crops Grown:	3689
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!