MineCraftNoobsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	2288
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	7943
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Animals Bred:	80	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3143
Players Killed by Monsters:	1574	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!