MineCraftMyths | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

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join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ores Mined:	8558
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	890	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	985
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0