| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Magic Items Found: | 6561 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”
Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2040 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.
The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.
Each player has access to logs `/co i`
P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Plugins | None |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join. |
| Are there any game altering plugins? | No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server. |
| Is teleportation allowed? | There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. |
| Is there an economy plugin? | No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy. |
| Is there a land claim plugin? | No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building. |
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?
Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
