| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2779 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1199 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1975 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 933 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 427 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 299 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5408 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1494 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4319 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9868 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1647 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 64 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 562 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8201 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5045 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7712 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 718 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7908 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
