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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5036 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
