u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Divine Spears Created: 27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 5096
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 445 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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