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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5342	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	876	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ores Mined:	2317
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	286275	Farms Harvested:	251
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	100
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Items Found:	8486
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1457
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.