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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	59	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6014	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9633	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3102
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.