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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	6272
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4059
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4710	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	154
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.