MinecraftMayhemTV | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mines Excavated:	2352
Votes:	1157	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, lackluster Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing skeletons appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that sends you flying into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon riding a giant chicken, participate in a massive food fight using only rotten flesh and spider eyes, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Votes:	7073	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9004	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchantments Applied:	208	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	5144	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Divine Spears Created:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8342
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3775

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	858306
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1517
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	242	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Emeralds Found:	5658	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.