MineCraftMayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2549	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5353	Magic Items Found:	3435
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	2352
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8645	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4325	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	228	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8335
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	146
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Ores Mined:	1277
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	281

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.