MineCraftMastery | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Farms Harvested:	855	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	833277	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Items Found:	1746
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Star Shards Collected:	179	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9120
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Farms Harvested:	820	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7764
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	44
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Items Found:	7491

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	869076
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2847
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1339

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7