MineCraftMastery | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4852
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	183
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

========================== IP: rolium.net ===========================

> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	5942
Ores Mined:	6820	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Animals Bred:	138
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	255	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2345	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3150	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	867	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2950	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2832	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	3958	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Farms Harvested:	314
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2