MinecraftMalta | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Towns Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Farms Harvested:	244
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3362
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	128
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4108
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crops Grown:	3198

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Animals Bred:	184	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	93
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	109/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3765	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6410
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3