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Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dimension Hops:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	9102
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	521099
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2484	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2780	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	192
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5128	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	7965	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8183
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Void Armor Forged:	26