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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4721 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 41 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.
2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.
3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!