MineCraftHabitUpgrade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	5732
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic and outrageous place to play! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off hordes of evil chickens, and building your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away while battling the most fearsome boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Emeralds Found:	7757

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6892
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2382	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	5764	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3802

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	4036
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1872

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!