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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3276 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!
