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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2544 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!