Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.
but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.
so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.
