| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 160 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9325 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5620 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.
You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2435 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3920 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8232 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9833 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!
So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2260 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.
And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7642 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Votes: | 2832 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.
Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8610 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3485 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!
So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9672 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3241 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4959 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!
