MineCraftBitches – Time to Roll on Our Trendy Server!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3589	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	3007	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Buildings Constructed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2918	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3716	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Animals Bred:	181	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	7309	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
New Chunks Explored:	762288	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2358
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Towns Built:	10
New Chunks Explored:	794254	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
New Chunks Explored:	120902	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	625688	Ores Mined:	2593
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7654
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5