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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 3592

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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