Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Star Shards Collected:	228
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Animals Bred:	106	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5218

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7234	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	852897	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7922
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4716
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	6334
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

CANCELLED, GrannyCraft, moms, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.