Minecraft2020s LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6812
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4990
Villages Defended:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Mines Excavated:	2631
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Star Shards Collected:	214	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Farms Harvested:	180
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ores Mined:	2232

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	895
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

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The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	108929	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Farms Harvested:	509	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8525
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

Players:	96/300	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2810