Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

Feature Description
World Map A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue.
Trailer Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer.
Gameplay Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from.
Economy Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Fair Play No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items.
Combat Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands Minecraft server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord community for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org

Q: Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Q: Are there any advantages for donating to the server?

A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.

Q: What type of custom items are available in United Lands?

A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Villages Defended: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 421 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4175 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6537 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Runes Activated: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Animals Bred: 89 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 9874 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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