Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4318
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	116555	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	8

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3823
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	1275
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3743
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Players:	106/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2