Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

August 26th, August 8th, Balmung, Black Cat Edition, Casual CC Sync Meetup, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edition, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, madness, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, smp, Top of the Ship, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	173	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Void Armor Forged:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6102	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Animals Bred:	67
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Farms Harvested:	374	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8908	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	8507

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	658402	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Emeralds Found:	5770
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	329315	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	699

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Votes:	9093
Buildings Constructed:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	8955	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	289	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!