Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	7444	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	474886
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	57
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3041	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	248	Alien Abductions:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	548540
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.