Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Costume Party Mixer, Dawn, Dawntrail General, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, funny, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, smp, Spooky Club, The Crow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, x files, XIV, xivg

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1978	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Farms Harvested:	839
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	8046	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5474	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crops Grown:	4163	Zombie Dances:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5801
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Dimension Hops:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3629	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!