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Players: 95/500 Votes: 9224
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Enchantments Applied: 244 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6597
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6135
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 New Chunks Explored: 421859
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 7360
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4971
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8335
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1865 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4327 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7147
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1749
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7913
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1776
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 3666
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3319
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Dimension Hops: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 6581
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6192
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7841
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5227
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Potions Brewed: 39 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4252
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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