Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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