Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4997	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3043	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Potions Brewed:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8188
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3591	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3342	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	9217
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8274
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	6386
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	750
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	70
Villages Defended:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	5236
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?