Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

HateWordCraft

10. Words that bug, 11. Phrases that grate, 12. Language annoyances, 13. Words that grate, 14. Phrases that grate, 15. Language pet hates, 16. Words that irritate, 17. Phrases that annoy, 18. Language irritations, 19. Words that frustrate, 2. Irritating words, 20. Phrases that frustrate., 3. Annoying phrases, 4. Language pet peeves, 5. Words that annoy, 6. Phrases that bother, 7. Words that grate, 8. Phrases that irk, 9. Language dislikes, HateWordCraft, pet peeve

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and guarded by a giant spider wearing a top hat? Or the time when a group of players banded together to defeat a dragon that was terrorizing the land, only to discover that the dragon was actually just a misunderstood llama in disguise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you happen to come across a talking cow or a dancing sheep, just go with it – anything is possible on our server!

Chilly Brain Boost Server

Boost, Brain, brain damage, brain function, brain health, brain injury, brain models, brain recovery, brain therapy, brain trauma, brain treatment, chilly, hypothermic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, mild hypothermia, neurological recovery, neurology, neuronal recovery, neuroscience, oxygen-deprived brain, research, Server, therapeutic hypothermia

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	904	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, on this server, we have like, this crazy thing where if your character gets too cold, they actually get smarter! like, they start building the most epic structures and coming up with the wildest redstone contraptions. it’s like, the ultimate brain boost, bro. join us and become a genius builder in no time! who needs warmth when you can have big brain energy, amirite?

War For Veridonia Modded

add-ons, Aplocks Project Walker, Discord, DnbjUxNsvX, Hikers freind, invite, Minecraft bedrock, Modded, Modern Combat, Multiplayer Waypoint system, Realms, simple structures, Veridonia, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

War For Veridonia Minecraft Server

War For Veridonia is a modern combat Warfare with add-ons for minecraft bedrock.

Add-Ons:

Add-On	Description
Aplocks Project Walker	An add-on for improved combat
Multiplayer Waypoint System	Allows players to set waypoints for multiplayer
Hikers Friend	A companion add-on for exploring
More Simple Structures	Additional structures in the game

Come check us out!

Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server compatible with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, it is compatible with Minecraft Bedrock edition.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there regular events or tournaments on the server?	Yes, we frequently host events and tournaments for players to participate in.

Realm of Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, addictive gameplay, anime style, character collection, collectible items, digital entertainment, Echoes, escape reality, fantasy worlds, gacha games, Gaming, Gaming Community, I LOVE GACHA, IM NOT PLAY AAA NO MORE, immersive experience, in-app purchases, mobile games, online gaming, Realm, role playing games, time consuming, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like gacha? Do you like it so much that you wanna live in a gacha world? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a gacha-themed paradise where you can collect all the pixelated goodies your heart desires.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual wonderland, stumbling upon gacha machines at every turn. But wait, there’s more! Not only can you collect gacha items, but you can also battle other players in epic gacha battles. It’s like Pokemon meets Minecraft meets pure chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you log in, you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing gacha characters. It’s like a musical extravaganza every time you play. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the gacha madness begin!

Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Biz, btc, csgo skins, Drinking, financial regrets, long tail tags, Minecraft, misery porn, Old, post, regret, smp, SPENDING, tags, thinking, Thread, tonight

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

SassySibsMC

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, IRRITATING, overstimulation, personal space, Respect, SassySibsMC, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social situations, stress, triggers, Understanding, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands personal space boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will mess with your hair or give you bunny ears without your consent!

Join us and experience a world where hitting someone’s hand away is not only acceptable but encouraged when they invade your space bubble. Our server is perfect for those who need a break from overstimulation and overwhelming family gatherings.

And don’t worry, if anyone tries to make jokes about your autism, we have a special “no tolerance for jerks” policy. So come on over and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where hitting your brother’s arm is not only justified but celebrated. Join now and let the fun begin!

HighwayHavocCraft

41 killed, Brazil, Condolences, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Heartbreaking, highway accident, HighwayHavocCraft, investigation, mourning, national, nearly 20 years, News, road safety, traffic collision, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims, WORST

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Votes:	7396	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!

And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!

But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

adaptation, Alys Karstark, Alys.., armor, battle, challenge, Character, costume, Drama, Epic, FANTASY, fit, game of thrones, Long, long night, Medieval, Minecraft, night, series, SIZE, smp, strength, Survival, television, unrealistic, warrior

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

ToyDumpsterFireCraft

celebration, Charity, christmas, DAUGHTER, disagreement, donation, emotional, family, Gifts, Giving, learning, Mother, parenting, positive experience, sister, teaching, ToyDumpsterFireCraft, Toys, tradition, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2450
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

MarketAttack Minecraft Server

blame game, Crisis, extremism, Government, intelligence failure, investigation, Justice, market attack, MarketAttack, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negligence, Prevention, radicalization, Saudi Arabia, Saudis, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, warnings ignored

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	2378

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?